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  • nevvzealand:

    i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

    (via lemonpledgebitch)

    • 16 hours ago
    • 109306 notes
  • epic-humor:

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    (via lemonpledgebitch)

    Source: gifmovie
    • 18 hours ago
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  • philliptunalunatique:

falling-for-pain:

estraie:

2bad:

m00nlightvegas:

youcanfindmeincamelot:

studythesnow:

The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.“Hey!”“Sorry!” She called down. The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.
Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

oH MY GOD

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG

what

the mother of all plot twits

eternal plot twist/mind fuck

I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR


I hate myself for hopefully reading this

    philliptunalunatique:

    falling-for-pain:

    estraie:

    2bad:

    m00nlightvegas:

    youcanfindmeincamelot:

    studythesnow:

    The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.

    The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.

    Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.

    “Hey!”

    “Sorry!” She called down.

    The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”

    The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.

    Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .

    “Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.

    The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”

    The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.

    She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.

    “W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.

    Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.

    The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”

    A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”

    “Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.

    Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

    oH MY GOD

    I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG

    what

    the mother of all plot twits

    eternal plot twist/mind fuck

    I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR

    I hate myself for hopefully reading this

    (via lemonpledgebitch)

    Source: naezekra
    • 18 hours ago
    • 280994 notes
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    Source: keep-it-classy-as-fuck
    • 18 hours ago
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  • dfw-cub:

    terra-mater:

    15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

    Source

    I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

    (via jaaassh)

    Source: terra-mater
    • 20 hours ago
    • 281354 notes
  • jediforjesus:

    beyondyournightmares:

    GIVE AWAY

    My boyfriend and me are doing a giveaway because there are things we don’t need anymore or things that we have twice. By the way, we didn’t make pictures of all the merch. So if you ask nicely, I can send you pictures with better quality of the merch you want to see.

    Suicide Silence T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Eskimo Callboy, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Heaven Shall Burn, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    August Burns Red, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Miss May I, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Attila, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Of Mice & Men, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Asking Alexandria, T-Shirt, unisex, S (2x, but different ones)
    Suffokate, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    Last Chance To Die, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    The Black Dahlia Murder, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    Heaven Shall Burn, T-Shirt, female, S
    Parkway Drive, T-Shirt, female, S
    Parkway Drive, Tank, male, M
    Dead By April, Tank, female, S
    Your Demise, Longsleeve, male, S
    Deez Nuts, Varsity Jacket, unisex,
    Suicide Silence, Shorts, female, S

    Stick To Your Guns, Poster
    As I Lay Dying, Poster
    Asking Alexandria, Poster
    Betraying The Martyrs, Poster
    Obey The Brave, Poster
    Caliban, Poster
    First Blood, Poster
    Asking Alexandria, Sticker (2x, but different ones)
    Your Demise, Sticker
    Emmure, Sticker
    Suicide Silence, Sticker
    Whitechapel, Sticker
    Deez Nuts, Sticker
    Hundredth, Sticker
    We Came As Romans, Wristband
    Parkway Drive, Wristband
    Suicide Silence, Wristband
    Deez Nuts, Wristband

    Galaxy SII, Parkway Drive Cover
    Galaxy SIII LTE, Suicide Silence Cover

    Fender AM Standard Strat RW MB, Guitar, dark blue
    Marshall MG50CFX, Amplifier

    I’ll send two packages, one with the merch and the cellphones and one with the guitar and the amp since they need a more protected box. Therefore they might arrive at different days.

    Rules:

    1. Must be following beyondyournightmares and snow-covered-polaroids as well. (I will check!)
    2. Reblogs and likes both count as entries, you can reblog as many times as you want.
    3. I’ll choose the winner on August 25, 2013 by messaging them. Make sure your ask box is open. The winner has to reply within 24 hours, otherwise I’ll choose a new one. (Everyone has a fair chance since the choosing will be done by a random generator.)
    4. I ship worldwide.

    Reblog until I no longer have followers

    (via jediforjesus)

    Source: beyondyournightmares
    • 1 day ago
    • 4213 notes
  • (via ohio-is4-lovers)

    Source: niknak79
    • 1 day ago
    • 905 notes
  • jediforjesus:

    beyondyournightmares:

    GIVE AWAY

    My boyfriend and me are doing a giveaway because there are things we don’t need anymore or things that we have twice. By the way, we didn’t make pictures of all the merch. So if you ask nicely, I can send you pictures with better quality of the merch you want to see.

    Suicide Silence T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Eskimo Callboy, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Heaven Shall Burn, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    August Burns Red, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Miss May I, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Attila, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Of Mice & Men, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Asking Alexandria, T-Shirt, unisex, S (2x, but different ones)
    Suffokate, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    Last Chance To Die, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    The Black Dahlia Murder, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    Heaven Shall Burn, T-Shirt, female, S
    Parkway Drive, T-Shirt, female, S
    Parkway Drive, Tank, male, M
    Dead By April, Tank, female, S
    Your Demise, Longsleeve, male, S
    Deez Nuts, Varsity Jacket, unisex,
    Suicide Silence, Shorts, female, S

    Stick To Your Guns, Poster
    As I Lay Dying, Poster
    Asking Alexandria, Poster
    Betraying The Martyrs, Poster
    Obey The Brave, Poster
    Caliban, Poster
    First Blood, Poster
    Asking Alexandria, Sticker (2x, but different ones)
    Your Demise, Sticker
    Emmure, Sticker
    Suicide Silence, Sticker
    Whitechapel, Sticker
    Deez Nuts, Sticker
    Hundredth, Sticker
    We Came As Romans, Wristband
    Parkway Drive, Wristband
    Suicide Silence, Wristband
    Deez Nuts, Wristband

    Galaxy SII, Parkway Drive Cover
    Galaxy SIII LTE, Suicide Silence Cover

    Fender AM Standard Strat RW MB, Guitar, dark blue
    Marshall MG50CFX, Amplifier

    I’ll send two packages, one with the merch and the cellphones and one with the guitar and the amp since they need a more protected box. Therefore they might arrive at different days.

    Rules:

    1. Must be following beyondyournightmares and snow-covered-polaroids as well. (I will check!)
    2. Reblogs and likes both count as entries, you can reblog as many times as you want.
    3. I’ll choose the winner on August 25, 2013 by messaging them. Make sure your ask box is open. The winner has to reply within 24 hours, otherwise I’ll choose a new one. (Everyone has a fair chance since the choosing will be done by a random generator.)
    4. I ship worldwide.

    Reblog until I no longer have followers

    (via jediforjesus)

    Source: beyondyournightmares
    • 1 day ago
    • 4213 notes
  • jediforjesus:

    beyondyournightmares:

    GIVE AWAY

    My boyfriend and me are doing a giveaway because there are things we don’t need anymore or things that we have twice. By the way, we didn’t make pictures of all the merch. So if you ask nicely, I can send you pictures with better quality of the merch you want to see.

    Suicide Silence T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Eskimo Callboy, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Heaven Shall Burn, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    August Burns Red, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Miss May I, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Attila, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Of Mice & Men, T-Shirt, unisex, M
    Asking Alexandria, T-Shirt, unisex, S (2x, but different ones)
    Suffokate, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    Last Chance To Die, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    The Black Dahlia Murder, T-Shirt, unisex, S
    Heaven Shall Burn, T-Shirt, female, S
    Parkway Drive, T-Shirt, female, S
    Parkway Drive, Tank, male, M
    Dead By April, Tank, female, S
    Your Demise, Longsleeve, male, S
    Deez Nuts, Varsity Jacket, unisex,
    Suicide Silence, Shorts, female, S

    Stick To Your Guns, Poster
    As I Lay Dying, Poster
    Asking Alexandria, Poster
    Betraying The Martyrs, Poster
    Obey The Brave, Poster
    Caliban, Poster
    First Blood, Poster
    Asking Alexandria, Sticker (2x, but different ones)
    Your Demise, Sticker
    Emmure, Sticker
    Suicide Silence, Sticker
    Whitechapel, Sticker
    Deez Nuts, Sticker
    Hundredth, Sticker
    We Came As Romans, Wristband
    Parkway Drive, Wristband
    Suicide Silence, Wristband
    Deez Nuts, Wristband

    Galaxy SII, Parkway Drive Cover
    Galaxy SIII LTE, Suicide Silence Cover

    Fender AM Standard Strat RW MB, Guitar, dark blue
    Marshall MG50CFX, Amplifier

    I’ll send two packages, one with the merch and the cellphones and one with the guitar and the amp since they need a more protected box. Therefore they might arrive at different days.

    Rules:

    1. Must be following beyondyournightmares and snow-covered-polaroids as well. (I will check!)
    2. Reblogs and likes both count as entries, you can reblog as many times as you want.
    3. I’ll choose the winner on August 25, 2013 by messaging them. Make sure your ask box is open. The winner has to reply within 24 hours, otherwise I’ll choose a new one. (Everyone has a fair chance since the choosing will be done by a random generator.)
    4. I ship worldwide.

    Reblog until I no longer have followers

    Source: beyondyournightmares
    • 1 day ago
    • 4213 notes
  • Paperbond-Wiz Khalifa
    stonedonthefloor

    Is it the instrumental

    • 1 day ago
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